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Asparegus
 This bizarre monstrosity has multiple eyes, 2 mouths and a visible digestive tract/nervous system. Do you love it? If you don't that's ok, it still loves you. So much, in fact, that it would help you move into your 4 story walkup in Harlem. On a Saturday morning. After a night out on the town with friends from college it hasn't seen in like, probably 5 years. Yeah. You should be grateful.
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